I read a story yesterday about a woman who had the world's record for longest fingernails. They were 28 feet long and I believe she had been growing them since the 70's. The reason she was in the news was that she had been in a car accident and they had broken. Later in the story it says she was thrown from an SUV and was in intensive care (way to bury the important stuff in the article). I told a woman at work this story who does nails on the side and we both wondered how she wiped her butt?
Just a little insight into what makes us laugh in an office of women at work.