This sounds like the beginning of a stupid joke...Did I tell you the one about the dancing panda? Well we do have a dancing panda. A local Chinese restaurant (Panda Garden) opened a second location near our house. They have a guy dressed in a panda outfit out on the corner who dances to his own tune. It doesn't matter how warm or cold it is (and he was out there in the snow) he just is dancing with the sign for the restaurant. He busts out quite a few different moves.
The funny thing is that they stole him from one of the pizza places in town where he was always dancing but not dressed in a costume. And then across the street is the Liberty Tax place and they have a guy dressed up like the Statue of Liberty. They have dance offs on the corner. Who said you couldn't get free entertainment anymore?